Monday, December 21, 2009

On The Ninth Day Of Christmas…

The Russes gave to me…

A bag of weed.

A few weeks ago Emily and I had a chance to stay in a Hilton for the night (more on that in another post). That night Emily asked me to get her scriptures for her. Being lazy, rather than get her scriptures for her out of the suitcase, I leaned over and opened up the bedside table to pull out the Gideons Bible. I was just about to toss it to her when Emily asked, “What is that inside of it?”

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I opened it up to find the previous tenant's stash of weed.

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Emily claims it was the first time she had ever seen pot before, but I am not sure I believe her. When I suggested we just leave it there and tell the front desk when we check out, Emily quickly suggested another idea. I wonder where she learned the best place to get rid of drugs is down the toilet.

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6 comments:

Louis said...

YOU GUYS SMOKED IN THE BATHROOM!!!!


i'm impressed...

Lisa said...

I was going to say, "Of course that was her first time seeing pot, she is from Hooper!" But then I remembered she is from Hooper! Where there are Farmers who get arrested for cocaine use/dealing and other such stories on the news! Pot is pretty tame for Hooper!

katieo said...

AAAAHhahahahaha!!!!

Amy said...

Great story.

Cassi said...

that is funny...

Heidi said...

Why didn't you guys request a non smoking room at the Hilton? (kidding) You should have sold it to make money for your OxyContin, Johnny.